You’re in a Cult Tote

Price range: $20.00 through $25.00

The “You’re in a Cult” tote is bold, witty, and perfect for progressive shoppers who love a little snark with their errands.

This Tote Bag lays it all out with “You’re in a Cult est. 2016 in DC” printed front and center because the truth should be loud, clear, and maybe a little sarcastic. Whether you’re hitting the farmers’ market, browsing indie bookstores, or hauling your latest ethical shopping spree, this durable cotton Tote is built for everyday use. Choose the Classic Tote for daily essentials or go for the Oversized Tote when you need extra room for all your feel-good purchases.

 

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The “You’re in a Cult” tote is bold, witty, and perfect for progressive shoppers who love a little snark with their errands.

This Tote Bag lays it all out with “You’re in a Cult est. 2016 in DC” printed front and center because the truth should be loud, clear, and maybe a little sarcastic. Whether you’re hitting the farmers’ market, browsing indie bookstores, or hauling your latest ethical shopping spree, this durable cotton Tote is built for everyday use. Choose the Classic Tote for daily essentials or go for the Oversized Tote when you need extra room for all your feel-good purchases.

Pick Your Perfect Tote

Tote: The go-to bag—lightweight, sturdy, and perfect for your daily errands. Size: 14.75″W x 14.75″H; 22″ handles; 3.5″ gusset.

Oversized Tote: The ultimate carryall—roomy enough for groceries, market finds, and supporting every small business in sight. Size: 20″W x 15″H; 22″ handles; 5″ gusset.

✔️ 100% Cotton Canvas
✔️ Classic Styling, Built to Last
✔️ Reinforced Handles for Heavy Hauls

Grab yours today and carry your values with style.

Shipping Countries: United States (US)


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Shipping Policy

All items are shipped via USPS.


 

Refund Policy

Returns
We want you to love your order! If something isn’t quite right, you can request a return within 14 days of delivery.
To be eligible for a return:
The item must be unused, in its original packaging, and in sellable condition.
Proof of purchase is required.
Custom, personalized, made-to-order, or digital items cannot be returned unless damaged or defective.
Process
To start a return, please contact the shop directly through your Little Blue Market account or email the seller using the contact link on their shop page.
Once your return is approved, you’ll receive instructions for sending the item back.
Return Shipping
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.
We recommend using a trackable shipping service.

Refunds Policy
Once your returned item is received and inspected, you’ll receive an email confirmation.
Approved refunds will be processed to your original payment method within 5–10 business days.
Refund Eligibility
Refunds are issued for:
Items returned in approved condition within the 14-day window
Items that arrive damaged or defective
Orders canceled before shipping
Refunds are not available for:
Custom, made-to-order, or digital items
Items returned without prior authorization
Shipping costs (unless due to seller error)
If your refund doesn’t appear after 10 business days, please check with your bank or payment provider, as processing times can vary.

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Tote Size

Tote, Oversized Tote

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