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Retrograde Burnout Club

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Petty Betty & Co.
Petty Betty & Co.
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Description

Mercury’s been in the cosmic crockpot way too long. This sticker is for anyone feeling overdone, spun around, or mildly betrayed by the planets. The design features a quirky microwave with a bright pink planet inside and the loud, tired plea: “CAN SOMEONE TAKE MERCURY OUT OF THE MICROWAVE?? IT’S DONE.”

It’s dry humor for chaotic days and astrology girlies who need a laugh.

The matte finish keeps it clean and smooth. The die-cut outline gives it a crisp shape that looks great on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases, planners, and car dashboards where you scream into the void. Durable vinyl stands up to daily wear and holds color thanks to a UV protective matte laminate. Water resistant, easy to peel, and ready for the nonsense.

Features

  • Matte finish with a smooth non-gloss surface
  • Printed with eco-solvent inks
  • UV protective matte laminate for long-lasting color
  • Premium water-resistant vinyl
  • Easy-peel backing

Care

  • Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth from the center outward

Designed by Petty Betty & Co. Petty with purpose. Humor + heart, always.

Shipping Countries: United States (US)

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Weight 5.669905 lbs
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Vendor Information

Because every item is made in small batches, returns aren’t available. But if something arrives damaged or not quite right, I promise to take care of you. Email betty@heypettybetty.com with your order number and a photo, and I’ll replace it or refund you, no questions asked. You deserve to love what you ordered.

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