Acid Causality

Acid Causality

$27.00

Acid Casualty looks like it crawled out of a warped dream and immediately chose chaos. Designed for batting, tossing, shaking, and dramatic play sessions, this toy is perfect for cats and small dogs who go hard and don’t apologize. Bright, weird, and slightly unwell—in the best possible way.

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Behold the five-eyed cupcake octopus: Denis Leary’s accidental spirit guide, birthed from an acid trip and frosted in cosmic chaos. A pink, fluffy grin that hums at a frequency only interdimensional raccoons can hear, with glitter-covered tentacles that anchor you to this mortal plane as you trip, trip, trip through the neon void. It’s sweet. It’s unholy. It’s watching you blink.

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Weight 2 lbs
Dimensions 8 × 5 in
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